PLACEMENT BLUES

Ok guys.. This is a first attempt of mine trying to be funny.. Enjoy ya'all :D

Here comes the time to trade your stubble for a shave,

And give those tresses of yours a big good bye wave.

And as the barber keeps working on at your locks,

You remember “DAMN! I gotta de-odorize my socks “

You look at the time, there’s still an hour for the show,

Enough for a bath and a quick breakfast on-the-go.

Grabbing your towel and head over to the shower,

And Surprise Surprise,!the motor’s out of power.

You scuttle n scamper here and there,

To find a generous soul who has a bucket of water to spare.

You beg, bicker and finally a deal is made,

And Lo! The glorious path for your de-stinking is laid.

The deed being done, you’re back to your lair,

And you’re overwhelmed by the formals, the tie and your general lack of hair.

Having dressed, you step out, oozing attitude,

And suddenly, you’re smacked on the head with a loud yell going “DYUUUUDE!”

You look at your assailant, who gave you a bump,

But you see that it’s your moronic buddy, your chump.

He’s dressed in the best that Ms Peter England has on sale,

But too bad, he still looks like a big fat whale.

Many handshakes, high fives and fist bumps follow,

And it strikes you how soon time’s passed, it’s difficult to swallow.